“You’re afraid of a popular uprising. Well you don’t need to worry about that. Why do you think we came up with all this ‘soon-to-haves’ and ‘job-creator’ nonsense? It’s to make these people think that we’re their hero’s! Then they’ll blame themselves for not being rich. We keep them in a state of consumerist torpid depression until they die of type-two diabetes on a pile of scratch off lottery tickets. It’s perfect! Muahahah”
John Hodgman (The Daily Show 2/2/12)
(Source: ericsozone)
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